Josh Carroll: American Idol

To all the guys who got engaged this year...

Why even take Legal Writing?

Especially when you can just do this:

Everyone in this room is now dumber...

In re King, Not Reported in B.R., 2006 WL 581256 (Bankr.W.D.Tex.)

SO ORDERED.
Before the court is a motion entitled "Defendant's Motion to Discharge Response to Plaintiff's Response to Defendant's Response Opposing Objection to Discharge." As background, this adversary was commenced on December 14, 2005 with the filing of the plaintiff's complaint objecting to the debtor's discharge. Defendant answered the complaint on January 12, 2006. Plaintiff responded to the Defendant's answer on January 26, 2006. On February 3, 2006, Defendant filed the above entitled motion. The court cannot determine the substance, if any, of the Defendant's legal argument, nor can the court even ascertain the relief that the Defendant is requesting. The Defendant's motion is accordingly denied for being incomprehensible.

Footnote 1:

Or, in the words of the competition judge to Adam Sandler's title character in the movie, "Billy Madison," after Billy Madison had responded to a question with an answer that sounded superficially reasonable but lacked any substance,

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Deciphering motions like the one presented here wastes valuable chamber staff time, and invites this sort of footnote.

Used Books

Why pay bookstore prices? Why buy used books online?

Use this thread to post what books you have for sale.

Almost done.

Study break.

You just can't make this stuff up...

About 5-6 years ago, someone sued Mercer for discrimination (obviously, he lost). Check out the following, quoted from the guy's brief to the 11th Circuit (cited at 2000 WL 34020004):


Members of the Mercer Law School faculty talked to Appellant Zachary B. Taylor in a cruel and unusual manner in violation of his Eigth Amendment United States Constitution right not to be subject to cruel and unusual punishment.

Dick Creswell said, "You should be doing something else."

Ted Blumoff said that Mr. Taylor's self-worth depended on those "tests." "I heard you did not do too terribly well in intro(to law study)," Blumoff said, indicating that his colleagues discuss students' grades amongst each other.

Carl Warden made explicit sexual and lewd comments such as "Pussy" in a classroom setting where Mr. Taylor was under Warden's supervision. Such statements constituted a hostile environment and equate sexual harassment.

Reynold Kosek said, "You did not give me anything" in reference to Mr. Taylor's final exam.

John Cole made derogatory remarks about the black intellect in the classroom setting. Cole said that regardless of what test scores blacks may have, we may still believe that they are inferior.
Cole said, "We don't like prizefighters" and Mike Tyson is a rapist. Cole insulted homeless people, "They don't bathe." Cole admitted that when he was in college he cheated on exams by looking at his neighbor's assignments. Cole admitted in reference to his college buddies, "we stayed up all night and we got really inebriated."
Cole told another student in reference to Zachary B. Taylor, "His grades are under strict scrutiny." Cole told Mr. Taylor, "You found one thing that you could not do," an effort to enslave Mr. Taylor's mind with inferiority.

Mary S. Donovan told Mr. Taylor, "If you come back, you will flunk out."

Harold Lewis indicated that his exams intentionally created stress for students and would affect their academic performance adversely.

Bruce Posnak told the young Christian man, Zachary B. Taylor, "Someone with a very religious background could not do well in law." "Jesus could not get through law school," Posnak said. '

Mr. Taylor's own faculty advisor, David Oedel said, "I think you'll flunk out"

Dean Phillip Shelton told Mr. Taylor that his grades were not "close" enough to the threshold to remain in law school.

Mike Sabbath made derogatory remarks about people who did not have a college education. Sabbath's lewd remarks included, but are not limited to: "Me so horny; you get no nookie; and PMS(Premenstrual syndrome)" Sabbath told Mr. Taylor that he could not be a lawyer.
Sabbath subjected Mr. Taylor to a hostile environment that constituted sexual harassment.